“Have you guys seen Bad Timing? Whoa. So here's the story. I moved into this apartment, it was on Grand and Graham, there were five bedrooms in it, I didn't know anybody. It was supposed to be a sublet that lasted from mid-September to the end of October, at which point we were told by a note slipped under our door that we'd all have to move out. And then so we all moved out, but one of the only friend I made there was this guy, he was a total cinephile who made me watch Bad Timing with him alone in his house. And then when Art Garfunkel fucks the corpse, I'm like, oh my god, this is a lot. And then it turned out that we all moved out, but it was because one of the roommates in the place pretended to be the landlord and got us all to move out so her friends could move in. And while I didn't feel good about being tricked, I was really like, good job, good job. That was great timing on her part.”