“You’ve seen Shampoo, I assume? No. You’ve never seen Shampoo? No. As a bald man, I just don’t want to… It was too painful. …don’t want to go into this. You kept picking it up and crying. Hal Ashby movie. One of the best of all time. Oh, I didn’t even know it was a Hal Ashby movie. Now I’m sold. I’ll wear a wig and watch it. Wear a wig, suds up your hair, and watch Shampoo. For the record, I do still use a little Shampoo. You do? Yeah. And I go to the beard. You Shampoo your beard? You don’t? No. Jesus Christ, man. And I condition it. It makes it soft. Look at that, after all these years, we still have stuff to teach each other.”